"It's, ah..." Of course she didn't know what viagra was. Well, fuck if he was going to be the one to explain it right now.

So he kissed her again just to shut her up.

And as he felt himself... stirring, he pulled away with a gasp and growled, "I am not a young man, Phedre. This may very well kill me, but I've decided that it's the way I want to go."

No... no, don't think of James. Don't. DON'T.

So he kissed her again just to shut himself up.